Name: Stella

Age: Forty minus eight in counting (32)

Relationship Status: Techincally Single (Currently separated from endless pattern of nebulous, ill-defined relationships)

Food Choice: Anything that will clear sinuses

Previous Occupation: Unpaid Professional

Residence: Mac OS 10

Phone: Purposely Unlisted (formerly the number of celebrated gay male escort Dean Cooper...please see web site for new listing).

Font Family: Comic Sans MS, Courier New

Five Year Plan: Shed the last vestiges of fear and guilt so as to better chanel love and hope into our disconnected society...then I want to have a couple of kids. Manifest money, house, relationship, travel, and unawavering love with powerful vision board made out of pictures cut out from magazines.

Have you every been arrested?: Not in my skill set.

Special Skills: Guessing at content of Korean e-mails, catching grapes and M & M's in my mouth, singing office Karaoke quietly enough so as not to disturb office-mates.

Just for today, I can fill out applications honestly.