I am fairly convinced that I have dated several guys who went through some Jedi Knight courses secretly held at the Learning Annex. With a wave of their hand they practice their mind tricks on me by giving me different version of, "These are not the droids you're looking for." Most often it comes out as "I am not the problem here," or "Your feelings are crazy."

Just for today, I am wary of mind tricks deployed by poorly trained Jedis.