Dear Michael Banana,

I am so sorry to hear about the death of your late father, Reverend Canaan Sondindo Banana, former president of Zimbabwe, who died in November. I am also honored that you would think of me as a partner to assist you in securing the release of the $24,200,000 USD that your father put in a European account. Your offer of 10% for my assistance is very generous, and I will certainly keep your offer purely confidential. My only question is, how in God's name did you find me? And why did you choose me? I mean you don't even know my name and I have to say that I don't know the first thing about international finance. I also don't know why you would trust an anonymous stranger with that kind of money. It's just a little suspicious. I'm learning to say "No," and I think right now is a good time to practice. So, Mr. Banana (nice name), I respectfully decline.

If you don't find the person the person you're looking for, remember, let go and let God.

Take care,

Stella