Dear God,

What the fud? What is the deal here? I think I have a bad connection or something. I'm looking for some direction here and not to make a big snafu out of it, but I have tried everything; quiet meditations with burning candles, Buddhist temples, 12-step programs, and still...I get nothin'. If I did something to offend you, please let me know...because sometimes I let my mouth run. But, if you're speaking to me, you're going to have to get a little louder, bolder, flashier colors and so on. I'm looking for a billboard sign, possibly neon, with maps and clear directions.

Thanks!

Stella