Yes, Ladies and Gay Men (or heterosexual men who appreciate raw, smoldering masculinity set in fantasy Middle-Earth) today is the day that "Lord of the Rings" opens and Viggo Mortensen sets women's (and men's) fantasy life aflame with his portrayal of Aragorn. If only I could find a man who had to run around in a suit of armor, with sweat dripping off his head, and the gleam of victory mixed with rebellion, passion, and a touch of madness. Sigh. I wonder if I can get tickets tonight.