The Universe supports my highest vision of myself and my life. Therefore;

I am a chaneller of love, joy, laughter, and the occasional ironic comment!

I will soon find lasting fulfilling romantic love that will result in marriage and effortless procreation (after which my body will quickly regain its former shape)!

I am a creative being and am awaiting large sums of money and a miriad of speaking engagements for my "work!"

I am a great lover and supporter of people seeking liberation from the tyrannies of addictions, repressive government regimes, poverty, sickness, and bad childhoods!

I support Mother Earth by recycling (which, just for today, is enough, though not as much of some other people do)!

I relinquish all negative thoughts based on scarcity and deprivation models!

I am a child of God/Higher Power/Source Energy/What Have You and am adored by my creator!

Just for today, I believe in affirmations (is there, quite frankly, any other choice?)!