I now create fabulous wealth! I now create a flow of income where money pours in up the whazoo! I now take that money and spend it on a DSL connection (so that I can do things other than sit in front of my computer watch pages load)! I now buy a $3,000 new IMAC! I now go on a clothing spending spree, buy some new furniture, catch up on my wedding gift giving, tithe some money to whoever spiritually feeds me (it was my church, but after finding out that the future governor of California - yes, him! - attends and gives plenty, I don't know what they need my spare change for)! I now invest the rest in lucrative real estate and blog about the minutia rich people complain about; the lines at Whole Foods and nannies who don't speak English (except I do speak Spanish and am of Latin descent). Ok, ignore the last one. The truth is, I don't know what rich people complain about because I don't have many (i.e., none) in my inner circle of recovering artists. The point is that, just for today, I can affirm financial abundance!