I don't think I can deal with the three month dating process. Who invented this timeline anyway? I don't remember Jesus espousing any rules about dating. Did Ghandi ever proclaim the importance of acting like an "egg" on the first date? Was there a Martin Luther King speech about making a list of the right qualities. My friend Linda reads all these books about dating and goes to Pat Allen seminars (where she learned how to be an egg.) I don't think I can hide my true self for three whole months or act like an inanimate object. It's just too much dang work. Just for today, I'm going to stop reading those books and just be myself.