My Inner Child really drove me insane today. We were in Target shopping for some real basic necessities, like toothpaste, shampoo, etc., when suddenly she drags me into the costume jewelry section and starts trying everything on. In an attempt to appease her I said, "I'll buy you something, but I'm only buying ONE beaded necklace." Next thing you know she's ranting and raving about how she NEEDS two. I was running late for my therapy appointment and since I didn't have time to argue, I grabbed both and ran to the check-out counter. Flash forward to three hours later and guess what?! She doesn't want the second one anymore!! She thinks it looks like like a noose of somekind. That's the last time I indulge her whims when I'm running late. I had to go back to Target and wait in the returns section. CHEEESH!